TRAVEL THERE: LOST IN MONTE CARLO
Everything went great with our spontaneous visit to Monte Carlo, until our tender hit the dock. To my right, I could see a stairwell leading into the city. Only, with bad knees, neither Jim nor Melanie wanted to take that route and my friend Deb hates stairs with a passion. They’d heard there was an elevator/escalator somewhere and we were on a mission to find it.
The Escalator Fiasco
I have to tell you we spent the better part of an hour looking for that escalator. I could just feel Bill’s anxiety level rising and the higher his went, the higher mine crawled up the scale. To boot, I felt like I was wearing my pajamas out in public, which is not good for my psyche. It’s true I’m vain, but in this case, it had more to do with indoor clothes on an outdoor adventure.
If it had just been Bill and I in Monte Carlo, we would have either gone on to Guest Relations or I would have convinced him to go to the room and get my travel guide or maybe both. I would have changed into clothes that made me feel a whole lot better about walking around the glamorous city. There would have been no friends to jump on the elevator with, but I would have also put on a little lipstick and mascara, gotten a handbag with some id and a credit card. With the basics in hand, I would have felt a whole lot better about venturing ashore in a foreign country. We also might have made it to our photo studio appointment, which would have made me feel a lot less guilty – or at least cancelled it.
As it was, we were trotting around following a bunch of people who obviously didn’t know where they were going and it made both Bill and I fairly insane. We wandered around some buildings in the port for awhile and then headed in the opposite direction of the town, as you can see in the picture above.
At one point, Bill stopped and tried to address the situation with me. He pointed at our friends going away from Monte Carlo, he pointed to the ship and he pointed to the city. He reminded me we’d paid a whole lot of money for the afternoon shore excursion and he didn’t want to miss it.
I may not have responded to him in the most appropriate manner possible. I’d sized up the situation and even though it looked as if we were headed away from the city, I felt pretty sure once we crossed the bridge, we’d be going up and would back track to where we needed to be. While my response probably could have been better, I was frustrated myself. I couldn’t fix his anxiety and I knew that was the main problem. I couldn’t fix mine either, and that was another problem.
We carried on, but we were on thin ice as we passed this nice pebbly beach. Neither one of us was perfectly happy with the situation, though our reasons for it were probably totally different. Try as we might, we were unable to fix ourselves and make the best of it. We were just not in synch and having an audience didn’t make it any easier to fix things.
We continued our tour of Monte Carlo with our friends and I will tell you more about that in next week’s post, but I’m done talking about the dissonance. Next week, as you read about us going through the motions of touring the city, just remember, we could barely talk to each other. It wasn’t as much fun as it should have been. It got better, as it always does, but for a while it was distinctly uncomfortable.
I love to travel, but I’d be the first to admit it can be stressful and falling out of step with your traveling companion is not all that hard to do. On most of our trips, we can point to the place where things did not go as smoothly as we might have wished. On this Mediterranean Marathon, Monte Carlo was our trouble spot.
An Easy Morning
TRAVEL THERE: FLORENCE, THE HARD WAY
Piazza Santa Croce
With an attitude adjusted by copious glasses of wine, I was ready to make the most of the rest of my day in Florence. I probably should have visited Santa Croce, but we’d passed a Pinocchio store on our way to the restaurant and several wanted to visit.
TRAVEL THERE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S TOO HOT?
As we strolled through the Palazzo, the temperature had strolled up the thermometer. As soon as we entered the garden we were in a stifling hot day. I wished that the guide had started here, but it was too late for regrets.
Being part of a group that is traveling together gives things a different perspective. If Bill and I had been alone on this one, I think I might have dumped the guide and the shore excursion. Bill would have balked, because it was getting time for lunch and he’s a little wary of striking out on our own on foreign soil. However, this was the Boboli Gardens she was so casually dropping from our itinerary and I was upset.
TRAVEL THERE: WANDERING THROUGH THE GLORIES OF PALAZZO PITTI
What I am trying to tell you is that every surface, every floor, every wall, every ceiling – absolutely everywhere you look is something glorious. We started out in some huge hall with larger than life tapestries.
TRAVEL THERE: THEY LOST ME AT LIVORNO
Our first stop was not Pitti Palace as advertised. Instead, it was a convenience store. Apparently, we needed a pre-Florence potty stop, so the alarms started going off in my head. Things were going downhill fast.



TRAVEL THERE: FLORENCE WAS GREAT. TOO BAD THE SAME THING CAN’T BE SAID FOR THE RENAISSANCE VACATION
Back on Board
TRAVEL THERE: FINALLY POMPEII
I wish there was a way to share just how good Paolo was. He made the place come alive. He explained what a building was used for. If it was a home, he described the sort of person who would live there, what his schedule for the day would be, what he would wear, what he would eat, who lived in his home with him, how to know whether he was important or not, who came to visit at what time and where the owner would go when he left his home. He talked about the kind of food served in cafes and the bread baked in the bakery ovens. He pointed out architectural advances and items we use in our buildings today.
TRAVEL THERE: PIZZA IN THE PIAZZA
It wasn’t a jet foil we took to Sorrento. It was much larger and all the seating was downstairs. It was pretty much superior in every way you can imagine. The hordes of Asian tourists we’d had with us on the way to Capri were nowhere in sight and no one, including Bill, was sea sick. He didn’t take any chances, though. He closed his eyes as soon as he boarded, so he was the first of us to fall asleep.
We were whisked from the van to a shopping opportunity, disguised as a craft demonstration, only everyone saw through the ruse. It was a woodworking shop where they did elaborate wood mosaics. We stood politely through the demonstration and appreciated the lovely merchandise, but no one in our group had come prepared to purchase a convert-able gaming table or a huge grandfather clock. The establishment did offer restroom facilities, but our group took care of that on the ferry.
The Value of Proximity