TRAVEL THERE: DOING MONACO RIGHT
While I may never get a chance to undo my unglamorous daytime visit to Monte Carlo, I did get to have some time in the city without regrets. In fact, I traveled to the Prince’s Palace in a caravan of black SUV’s with the CEO of Celebrity Cruises. I thought that was pretty cool. Join me for this very fun shore excursion.
Opportunity Knocks
Our originally booked shore excursion in Monte Carlo never really had the Museum Girl Stamp of Approval. Then one day, not long before the cruise, I got an email informing me of new events aboard our cruise ship. The CEO of Celebrity was going to be on board and there were going to be special events just for her. I’ll confess, I’m not a very good groupie, even of people like Samantha Brown that I adore. I’ve seen her in person, but I wasn’t willing to stand in line to meet her personally. I don’t go to concerts. I don’t collect autographs. I don’t buy sneakers based on a celebrity spokesperson. So, the idea that I had the opportunity to meet a corporate big wig meant virtually nothing to me.
However, when said corporate big wig can provide me with access to something I would like to do, that I’d have no access to otherwise, well then, said big wig has my attention. So, when Celebrity invited me to a wine tasting at the Monaco Yacht Club and a private showing of the Prince’s Palace, well OK, I’m in. The price was a bit of an ouch, $304 per person, but I was still holding on to $151.20 of on board credit, so with Bill’s permission I booked it – as did the rest of my crew.
Meet Me at The Club
The Club on Celebrity Edge wears many hats. At night, it’s an uber-cool disco that plays host to various entertainment, including acrobats. During the day, it serves as a meeting place for shore excursions. For this very special event, The Club was our gathering spot.
I could tell right away this was not going to be your run-of-the-mill shore excursion. No brightly colored stickers, guides with signs or earpieces for this shore excursion. Instead, we were given attractive metal badges in the shape of the Celebrity “X” logo. Ours were orange. I don’t know about everyone else.
From The Club, we made our way down to the tender-loading area and on to the port. No wandering around lost this afternoon. Instead, we were shown to our celebrity-worthy, luxury black SUV.
The Monaco Yacht Club Wine Palace
So, they had me at Yacht Club and sealed the deal with Wine Palace. The Celebrity website said, ” Revel in the late-afternoon sunlight as it illuminates the terrace of the Wine Palace of the Monaco Yacht Club.” I want to tell you it really was a lovely event, but I also have to tell you that whoever wrote that sentence had never been to the Monaco Yacht Club Wine Palace.
I imagined a lovely open air terrace, in the harbor of Monte Carlo, with the salt-flavored breeze lifting my hair from my shoulders. Waiters would wander among us offering tasty tid-bits while a sommelier offered sips of wine. What I got was a small two-story wine boutique with not so much as a balcony. It was a nice wine boutique, but I have no idea what it has to do with the Yacht Club. It is, however in the same building, so what do I know.
After I let go of the picture they had drawn for my imagination, I was able to have a very special time, but I do wish I hadn’t had to do the mental exercise. Things got better from this point and I want to tell you about it, so come back next week.
TRAVEL THERE: SCENERY TO DIE FOR AND A CASINO
All the boats are yachts and all the cars dreams on wheels. Beautiful people stroll along the streets with tiny little well-groomed dogs and chat with one another in shady cafes. It is not crowded. Normal people can’t afford to be there.
The streets wound around the harbor offering spectacular views, like this shot Bill got of our ship. I rode along, primarily people watching and not paying too much attention to where we were, because Bill had informed me we’d be staying on the train and hurrying back to the ship. That was fine with me.
The Casino
TRAVEL THERE: NOT THE MONTE CARLO I ENVISIONED
Laugh All You Want
TRAVEL THERE: LOST IN MONTE CARLO
I may not have responded to him in the most appropriate manner possible. I’d sized up the situation and even though it looked as if we were headed away from the city, I felt pretty sure once we crossed the bridge, we’d be going up and would back track to where we needed to be. While my response probably could have been better, I was frustrated myself. I couldn’t fix his anxiety and I knew that was the main problem. I couldn’t fix mine either, and that was another problem.
I love to travel, but I’d be the first to admit it can be stressful and falling out of step with your traveling companion is not all that hard to do. On most of our trips, we can point to the place where things did not go as smoothly as we might have wished. On this Mediterranean Marathon, Monte Carlo was our trouble spot.
An Easy Morning
TRAVEL THERE: FLORENCE, THE HARD WAY
Piazza Santa Croce
With an attitude adjusted by copious glasses of wine, I was ready to make the most of the rest of my day in Florence. I probably should have visited Santa Croce, but we’d passed a Pinocchio store on our way to the restaurant and several wanted to visit.
TRAVEL THERE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S TOO HOT?
As we strolled through the Palazzo, the temperature had strolled up the thermometer. As soon as we entered the garden we were in a stifling hot day. I wished that the guide had started here, but it was too late for regrets.
Being part of a group that is traveling together gives things a different perspective. If Bill and I had been alone on this one, I think I might have dumped the guide and the shore excursion. Bill would have balked, because it was getting time for lunch and he’s a little wary of striking out on our own on foreign soil. However, this was the Boboli Gardens she was so casually dropping from our itinerary and I was upset.
TRAVEL THERE: WANDERING THROUGH THE GLORIES OF PALAZZO PITTI
What I am trying to tell you is that every surface, every floor, every wall, every ceiling – absolutely everywhere you look is something glorious. We started out in some huge hall with larger than life tapestries.
TRAVEL THERE: THEY LOST ME AT LIVORNO
Our first stop was not Pitti Palace as advertised. Instead, it was a convenience store. Apparently, we needed a pre-Florence potty stop, so the alarms started going off in my head. Things were going downhill fast.



TRAVEL THERE: THE FUN JUST DOESN’T STOP
Except for dessert. I do remember dessert! The Aisle to Isle package offered a small cake for the bride and groom, but I had them upsize it to include plenty for everyone. Like many wedding cakes it was more beautiful than it was delicious. Fondant makes for pretty cakes, but is there anyone who actually likes to eat it?
Turning in for the Night