TRAVEL THERE: A FEW BITES
Yes, we did finally find The Fish Market Restaurant, but that’s not where we had lunch. Let me tell you about our midday meal before getting to dinner.
Return to the Food Court
When Bill was finally able to drag me out of The Royal Jewelry Museum it was past lunch time. Those big buffet breakfasts came in handy, but eventually you have to eat. Bill recognized the neighborhood as being the one where the Four Seasons Hotel, Mall and Food Court had been and I found it on the map I was carrying. We were only a few blocks away. We’d been exploring new things for hours. Something familiar sounded good.
We had a nice meal and did a little wandering around in the Four Seasons. Then we headed outside to find a cab, because we were going to take a look at Montazza, one of King Farouk’s palaces. Bill was quite excited by the prospect of visiting a favorite childhood memory, but it was a very different place than he remembered.
Montazza
Bill’s memories of Montazza were from the time when Nasser was still in power and it was still being maintained in its former glory. Now the gardens are sparse and obviously not cared for. I suppose they run the sprinklers to keep the grass growing. A different class of people also seemed to be in charge. Going to Montazza was a special occasion back then. You dressed up and you behaved appropriately. Now casually dressed people are spread out across the ill-kept grounds and they think nothing of getting up from their McDonald’s picnic and leaving the trash where it lies.
Still, we walked throughout the grounds and took these pictures. There is a thin veneer of the former glory, but close inspection shows that everything is about to fall apart. This is was a very sad visit. Afterwards we took a taxi back to the hotel, but here’s some images so you can imagine along with us how beautiful it once was.
Snack Time
Remember when we’d gone back to Delices for ice cream the night before. Well, while he was there, Bill bought some baklava. I thought he’d eat if after the ice cream, but he didn’t. I thought he’d eat it for breakfast, but he didn’t. He waited until we got back from our museum adventures and had it as an afternoon snack. Yep, that’s him on our balcony taking a selfie.
After snack time came nap time. After some research we finally found out where The Fish Market was and planned to head that way.
Mitzergana
One Arabic word I know is mizergana. I’m not sure of the spelling, but I know how to use it. The evening we went to The Fish Market was mizergana. Things were just broken and off. Not anybody’s fault necessarily, but the finely-tuned engine that is our marriage wasn’t doing so well. The plan had been to grab a taxi to the restaurant, but instead we walked. I dressed for the taxi, so I wasn’t thrilled.
The Fish Market wasn’t quite what we expected. Yes there were big ice tables full of fresh fish, but from the description of the place we thought that once you picked your fish, then they’d give you a wide variety of ways to cook it. Basically you either got fried or grilled. It was good, but not our vision.
Something else I didn’t expect was a mizergana tummy. About halfway through the meal I began a series of restroom visitations. I don’t know if it was the brisk walk to the restaurant, too much strange food or just par for the course. Whatever it was, for the next hour or so I stayed in close proximity to a toilet.
Our visit to Alex was almost over. I’d used Bill’s nap time to get us packed up for the road. Come back next week and learn which attractions we saw before leaving town.

TRAVEL THERE: HISTORY, JEWELRY AND MORE

The jewelry museum is in a lovely part of the city, obviously still home to the well-to-do. An impressive rod iron fence guards the one-time palace. The security procedure into the grounds is more than cursory, but it was very polite. This is the museum-less-visited, competing with the well-known Bibliotheca and the official history museum, but I would like to see that change. This is a rare and wonderful experience and if you go to Alexandria you should not miss it! They were glad to have such obvious American tourists entering their facility. So glad in fact they gifted me with a beautiful souvenir guidebook.
But there was jewelry, magnificent jewelry, in attractive cases spread throughout the elegant rooms. The house looked as if they had only removed the furniture the day before. It was easy to imagine dignitaries in gorgeous caftans and morning suits wandering around. Among the treasures in the cases were items which once belonged to
TRAVEL THERE: DELICES PASTISSERIE
Delighting Alex since 1922
With the front door to the hotel just steps away, I led Bill to my discovery and was he ever happy. The pastry store fronts two different streets and inside is case after case after case of amazing looking pastries. Bill’s desire for his nap disappeared completely as he wandered from case to case trying to decide which treat he would indulge in. After narrowing it down to a few favorites, Bill gave me the final choice for something to share. I chose the the chocolate treat above, of course.
Yes, we went right over to Delices. Both of us got some ice cream. Even though that’s not my usual snack, an ice cream cone sounded fun for our late night adventure. However, we did not immediately head back to the room.


TRAVEL THERE: WELCOME TO THE FOOD COURT
Revived, Rejuvenated and Reluctant
TRAVEL THERE: MORE EXHIBITS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT

A Little Signage Please
Through trial and error (and an exasperated guard) we found out we had to join the crowd and check pretty much everything on our persons, except the clothes on our back at the place with the crowd. Then we got the secret sauce to entering the library. Once inside there are all kinds of signs directing you to the various stacks of books over many floors, but nothing seemed to direct us to the free museums we were there to enjoy. Now they have great signage to the museum that has a pricey entry fee, but I wanted the free stuff.
How to Get There
TRAVEL THERE: ALEX OVERTURE VIA HORSE & BUGGY