
TRAVEL THERE: ROADSIDE DETRACTIONS
Our time in Egypt is coming to an end. We are on our way back to Cairo from Alexandria. We had a couple of detours, but made it in time to get on the boat for a family celebration. Come along for the ride.
Alex to Cairo
After our visit to the archaeological sites in Carmous, we’d planned to take in another important historical contribution to Egypt’s culture. The early introduction of Christianity to Egypt had an interesting by-product. Egyptians eagerly embraced monotheism and added their own particular brand of devotion – monasticism. Egyptian monastic aesthetes led the the way in creating places for men and women to withdraw from the world and serve Jesus Christ.
That was the plan, but then there were the Good Friday massacres. In response to these horrific bombings, the Roman Catholic pope was going to make a visit to Egypt – unprecedented in modern times. This was good news for Christianity in Egypt, but it had some side effects. One of them was the closing of the monasteries to outside visitors in the days leading up to the visit.
In true Egyptian fashion, we had to arrive at the gate of the monastery to find out they were closed, but it was a nice detour. We got off the main road to travel through some rural areas and small towns on the way to the monastery. It was the Muslim holy day and it was great to see all the white clad men in their caftans and turbans walking to their place of worship. I rode along thinking about the juxtaposition of these two forms of worship. Then we got to the gate and discovered what had seemed like such a tranquil setting was actually hiding the age old conflict between Christian and Muslim.
Our Potty Stop
So, we’d enjoyed the restroom facilities near Pompey’s Pillar. I assumed I’d be able to visit the restroom again at the monastery, but we were turned away at the gate. Religious differences aside, I needed a toilet. Besides the obvious issue, I had another problem. Women are supposed to wear long sleeves at the monastery and if they are wearing a skirt, it should be long and there should be no bare legs or feet. In other words I was about to burn up.
Izzat didn’t seem real happy about finding a restroom for us to visit, but as always he assured us he would take care of our needs. Did you ever see the movie Deliverance? Well there was no river with wooded shores when we stopped at a roadside convenience store, but I could have sworn I heard the soundtrack playing – just not on the banjo.
I made short work of my wardrobe adjustments and potty stop. Then I high-tailed it back to the car. I think Bill and Izzat got some snacks, but I wasn’t going to waste any time. Izzat was a perfect driver, but he was awful at finding restrooms. I don’t think that was from a lack of trying, but a scarcity of facilities. We’d had difficulty with this at both ends of the trip to Alexandria.
Cairo is up next and you’ll love The Pharaoh Cruise. See you next week
TRAVEL THERE: KOM ASH SHUQQAFA, POMPEY’S PILLAR & THE SERAPEUM
Pompey’s Pillar & the Serapeum
TRAVEL THERE: HISTORY, JEWELRY AND MORE

The jewelry museum is in a lovely part of the city, obviously still home to the well-to-do. An impressive rod iron fence guards the one-time palace. The security procedure into the grounds is more than cursory, but it was very polite. This is the museum-less-visited, competing with the well-known Bibliotheca and the official history museum, but I would like to see that change. This is a rare and wonderful experience and if you go to Alexandria you should not miss it! They were glad to have such obvious American tourists entering their facility. So glad in fact they gifted me with a beautiful souvenir guidebook.
But there was jewelry, magnificent jewelry, in attractive cases spread throughout the elegant rooms. The house looked as if they had only removed the furniture the day before. It was easy to imagine dignitaries in gorgeous caftans and morning suits wandering around. Among the treasures in the cases were items which once belonged to
TRAVEL THERE: MORE EXHIBITS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT

A Little Signage Please
Through trial and error (and an exasperated guard) we found out we had to join the crowd and check pretty much everything on our persons, except the clothes on our back at the place with the crowd. Then we got the secret sauce to entering the library. Once inside there are all kinds of signs directing you to the various stacks of books over many floors, but nothing seemed to direct us to the free museums we were there to enjoy. Now they have great signage to the museum that has a pricey entry fee, but I wanted the free stuff.
How to Get There
TRAVEL THERE: ALEX OVERTURE VIA HORSE & BUGGY
TRAVEL THERE: A MIDNIGHT TRIP TO THE LOCAL SOUK
TRAVEL THERE: SOMETHING YOU WOULDN’T EXPECT
TRAVEL THERE: CLIMB ON YOUR QUAD AND DRIVE
Our destination was no oasis. I didn’t even see a palm tree – merely a collection of tables in a nook below the mountain. We were among the first guests to arrive. We settled around what seemed like an advantageous table and let the evening unfold. Service was, to say the least, slow.
While I wouldn’t say we were in a hurry, you really don’t want to leave these guys without any entertainment for very long – otherwise they will make it up. Soon plastic cups and adult beverages came out of the bags some of the ladies had brought along. As groups wandered in and began to fill the tables around us, our guys started providing some of that entertainment they are famous for coming up with. Yes, that’s my husband waving the checkered scarf.
The best part was the whirlers. I’d seen quite a few of them by this time and pretty quickly you get down the shared repertoire. However, these guys didn’t just whirl around on the stage and then go their merry way. Oh no. There was a rock ledge right behind the benches we were sitting on and suddenly we had a whirler doing his stuff right next to us. Yes, it was pretty cool.
TRAVEL THERE: IT DOESN’T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS
The scenery was gorgeous, which was a real treat, but the time with family was even more precious. I see my husband’s relatives in fits and starts. We spend a few days together and then go our separate ways. The kids have to get used to me all over again every time and then about the time they think they like me, the visit is over. By the time I see them again, they’ve forgotten who I am. While the situation is not as pronounced with the adults, there is so much to catch up on that we never get very far past superficial conversations about current events in their lives. This trip gave us enough time to get past all that and have really wonderful conversations about their lives.
Our boat skimmed smoothly through the sea. I thought we were going to an island and had packed accordingly, but instead our destination was a popular diving/snorkeling site. I had anticipated putting on my swimsuit and strolling along the shore of the island – perhaps going even deeper in the water, but there was no way I was going to hop into the water when I couldn’t touch the bottom. You see, I’m not a great swimmer. There was a time I passed all the swimming and life-saving tests, but after a summer of teaching at the local pool, I quit spending so much time in the water. Bill’s family all love the water and they don’t understand, but they finally learned I’m not abstaining to get their attention and I’m very happy to observe them having fun.
We motored away from the swimming spot and soon it was time for lunch and what a lunch – one of the best meals of the whole trip. The trip back to dock was quieter than the first leg of the trip, but what a sweet time it was. All of us gravitated to the bow section and sat together on cushions. No one said much, but there wasn’t much that needed to be said.